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Aug
a (slightly embarrassing) bedtime story
something embarrassing happened early this morning — very early, about 2 hours before the birdies wake up (@4:30 am)
So… I’ve been sleeping on the bed with my mama at night a lot lately. She LOVES when I do this. She even moves the pillows from one side for me. I used to sleep ON the biggest pillow with the frilly ruffles just like a king on a throne! (That is, until she noticed a heap of furs left behind) Now she moves my throne the pillow from the bed at night and I sleep in its spot.
Anyhow, this morning I was having a nice bath cleaning behind my ears and I shook my head - and some snot flew outta my nose landed right on her face.
It must have scared her because she sat up, pushed me onto the floor, and yelled “WHAT THE (¡@#$%^&*) HECK WAS THAT?!!??! — EEEEWWWWA!”
I had a runny nose! It’s not my fault! What’s the big deal anyway? It isn’t like I flung poo out of the box for you to step in (like Katie and Mia did that one time) with bare feet.
Maybe I’ll sleep downstairs tonight…
That’s a little bit yucky. I like to get real close to my Mommie’s face and then sneeze real hard so it sprays all over her. Hahahahaha!
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:40 pmHahahahahaha - that is funny!
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pmI Dare You!
Yes, it is time again for another challenge from The Cat Realm! Come and check out the details on our blog.
I hope you will accept the challenge and will eagerly await your entry!
Karl
Hi there, Icon! We haven’t been by to see you for a long time, and I apologize for that - things are nuts over here, with a scraggly stray cat upsetting my whole staff.
And hey, that snot thing wasn’t your fault. I accidentally do that all the time, with snot and spit, too. But my human says I have toxic snot & spit because it makes her skin and itch and burn. I say she’s just a wimp.
Rocky
August 24th, 2008 at 10:59 amEh, don’t be embarrassed, Icon. I’ve got all kinds of snot and snotty snot and tuna-smelling saliva on my mommy. So you’re not alone.
August 24th, 2008 at 7:05 pmHolly flings snot on mommy all the time!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pmYup, that’s not nearly as yucky as poo.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pmHey Icon! To answer the question you left on our blog… we don’t know when the deadline is. I think it’s September 27th, cuz that’s when Jessica is going to work at the PetPalooza to raise money.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:08 pmThank you for considering it!
Heh. HEhehehehehehehe…that’s awesome! I’d do that on PURPOSE if I could!
August 27th, 2008 at 6:39 pmI have allergies and sometimes I sneeze a lot.When I get a sneezing fit I’ll sidle up to Mommy and wipe my snotty nose on her.She thinks it’s gross, too.
August 27th, 2008 at 7:37 pmI hope your mama is not restricting your computer access because of that little incident???
August 29th, 2008 at 9:45 amYou left your link in our “I Dare You” box - so I assume you want to accept the challenge?
Send us your dare to
idareyouall at gmail dot come
only a few days are left!
Karl
My favourite is treading in cold cat sick, with bare feet, in the middle of the night! Oh joy!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 8:27 am